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12 Things of Star Citizen Written Friday 25th of December 2015 at 08:00am by sixfsincaps

Howdy, everyone! Erris and I were feeling especially festive this year, and to truly embrace the holiday spirit, we knew we had to procrastinate on something really badly and get it all done on Christmas...

Howdy, everyone!

Erris and I were feeling especially festive this year, and to truly embrace the holiday spirit, we knew we had to procrastinate on something really badly and get it all done on Christmas Eve. Thus, we put an entire song together yesterday!

It’s actually a pretty direct copy of Come and I Will Sing You (The Twelve Apostles) by Great Big Sea, which itself is based on a pretty old traditional song, but we hope you enjoy it! To all our incredible fans who have read our articles, skimmed through our transcripts, listened to our podcasts, and tuned into our livestreams, thank you so much for making 2015 The Relay’s best (if only) year ever. Have a merry holidays, a happy Christmas, a cheery new year, and – most importantly – SeasThe Relays GreetThe Relaygs!

 

Ed’s note: To anyone interested in the lyrics, see below:

Come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you one thing
What will that thing be
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you two things
What will the second be
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you three things
What will the third be?
More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you four things
What will the fourth be?
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you five things
What will the fifth be?
Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you six things
What will the sixth be?
Atmospheric planets, Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you seven things
What will the seventh be?
Procedurally-generated quest lines,
Atmospheric planets, Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will tell you
What will you tell me
I will tell you eight things
What will the eighth be?
A full AAA single-player, Procedurally-generated quest lines,
Atmospheric planets, Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will show you
What will you show me
I will show you nine things
What will the ninth be?
A working Universe Alpha,
A full AAA single-player, Procedurally-generated quest lines,
Atmospheric planets, Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will show you
What will you show me
I will show you ten things
What will the tenth be?
An accurate physics system, A working Universe Alpha,
A full AAA single-player, Procedurally-generated quest lines,
Atmospheric planets, Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will show you
What will you show me
I will show you eleven things
What will the eleventh be?
It’s all fully crowd-funded,
An accurate physics system, A working Universe Alpha,
A full AAA single-player, Procedurally-generated quest lines,
Atmospheric planets, Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Come and I will show you
What will you show me
I will show you twelve things
What will the twelfth be?
Chris Roberts is directing, It’s all fully crowd-funded,
An accurate physics system, A working Universe Alpha,
A full AAA single-player, Procedurally-generated quest lines,
Atmospheric planets, Ships with full interiors,
Full character creation, More than 100 systems,
A full expansive Universe filled with places to explore
Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

Star Citizen is all you’ve ever wanted in a game so

sixfsincaps

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